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Song Parodies -> "Have A Tinhorn ACORN Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Burl Ives
Parody Song Title:
"Have A Tinhorn ACORN Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
If the militant secular leftists were not at war with Christmas, here is a holiday song which might appeal to them.
Have a tinhorn ACORN Christmas! Button up your overcoats.
It may go to ten below but we'll still rig the votes.
Have a tinhorn ACORN Christmas! Never mind the icy snows.
Come in now, we'll show you how to get funds for some "hos".
With you S.E.I.U., Obama we'll please.
We're wise, we'll organize and wreck the Tea Parties!
Have a tinhorn ACORN Christmas! Let the festive bullhorns ring!
'Though we've smudges our friend judges have restored our funding.
(Instrumental break to bridge)
Bad luck to all the shmucks who caught us in our crime.
Screw you, we're sueing you...and it's on your dime!
Have a tinhorn ACORN Christmas, and Obama do not fear!
Debt's in trillions but we still have billions coming this year!
And watch...they'll probably get their role in the census back too! ;)
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I saw where some judge ruled that they couldn't have govt. funding withheld. Huh? Must be a constitutional issue.
Really clever n' well done... love the "...Bad luck to all the shmucks who caught us in our crime. Screw you, we're sueing you...and it's on your dime!" couplet!
I was a bit flip in response to one of your other "War On Christmas" parodies, but this time I have to get angry and call you out. There is no "War On Christmas" except in the minds of delusional flakes like Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. Even Limbaugh, as far as I know, hasn't gone there. Right-wing lies make Baby Jesus weep. So, please... stop pushing this lie.
And Bless you everyone! :)
These ACORN and SEIU people are bat-s*** insane IMHO, with their militant behavior and bah-humbug attitude toward Christmas, their feeding off of each other and the other quasi-illegal crap they do, apparently with government approval. This parody was good, though, and 5s to you. The security code was PVG, as in Pretty Very Good.
ACORN's Roasting from Ol' Ribber's ire... and FG is LOLing! :D
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