-> "Cuddly"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Half Breed"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Cuddly"
				Parody Written by: 
Nigel The Koala
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			My name is Nigel, I’m a koala bear 
 Those twits don’t take me seriously 
My mother says that I’m cuddly by law. 
The people always stare and go “aaaaw!”.
[CHORUS:] 
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn. 
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
The only friends I have are Sampson and his pals. 
Because me and my buddies always hang around.
The other animals always laugh at me "Ain‘t he a cutie, that koala bear"
[Repeat Chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn. 
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn. 
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
I got accepted by some Wildebeast
They adored me, treated me like a god. 
My life since then I’ve had a weird life.
But I can’t help it you twits, that’s the way I am.
[Repeat chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn. 
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn. 
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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