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Song Parodies -> "Cuddly"
Original Song Title:
"Half Breed"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Cuddly"
Parody Written by:
Nigel The Koala
The Lyrics
Hi there, i'm Nigel the koala from Disney's The Wild and this is my song...it is a parody of a song by Cher (you probably know which one it is).
My name is Nigel, I’m a koala bear
Those twits don’t take me seriously
My mother says that I’m cuddly by law.
The people always stare and go “aaaaw!”.
[CHORUS:]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
The only friends I have are Sampson and his pals.
Because me and my buddies always hang around.
The other animals always laugh at me "Ain‘t he a cutie, that koala bear"
[Repeat Chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
I got accepted by some Wildebeast
They adored me, treated me like a god.
My life since then I’ve had a weird life.
But I can’t help it you twits, that’s the way I am.
[Repeat chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Those twits don’t take me seriously
My mother says that I’m cuddly by law.
The people always stare and go “aaaaw!”.
[CHORUS:]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
The only friends I have are Sampson and his pals.
Because me and my buddies always hang around.
The other animals always laugh at me "Ain‘t he a cutie, that koala bear"
[Repeat Chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
I got accepted by some Wildebeast
They adored me, treated me like a god.
My life since then I’ve had a weird life.
But I can’t help it you twits, that’s the way I am.
[Repeat chorus]
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
Cuddly, that's all I ever hear
Cuddly, how I really hate that word.
Cuddly, It’s that darn word I scorn.
And that stupid toy I’ve hated since the day I was born.
That's all. Good bye.
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