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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Fix Me Up, Please"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsies, Tramps and Theives"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Dr. Fix Me Up, Please"
Parody Written by:
Song Writer from Woodland
The Lyrics
It has been rumored that Cher has had a small bit of "body" work done in her life. The words in this song were "overheard" at one of her recent Dr. appointments. (P.S. Gotta sing this one with quick tongue)
Saw that I was saggin' so I thought that I'd go
Visit a Dr. on a street called Ro-de-o.
Get me a tuck and some colegen-oh
Then I'd be ready/ Get up on the stage
Give uh great farwell show.
CHORUS
Dr. fix me up, please.
People paid a lot of money/Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees.
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs.
Yes I was young, such a long time ago
Met up with a short guy/ Did a little T.V. show.
Then I met Greg, Mrs. Allman's son-n-n
Fine'ly had to leave him/We still can't decide who's the prettiest one.
CHORUS
Dr. fix me up, please
People paid a lot of money/ Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs.
Always been purty so I na-tra-lee gotta keep lookin' swell
Dr. appoinments keep me looking great
Miss one and my body goes to hell.... Goes to h-h-h-ell
Look in mirror see a great body there
Not a single wrinkle there's no grey in my hair.
Botox keeps my face looking great
Cash is not a problem/ I'll perform until I'm a hundred and eight
CHORUS & OUT
Dr. fix me up, please
People paid a lot of money/ Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs
Visit a Dr. on a street called Ro-de-o.
Get me a tuck and some colegen-oh
Then I'd be ready/ Get up on the stage
Give uh great farwell show.
CHORUS
Dr. fix me up, please.
People paid a lot of money/Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees.
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs.
Yes I was young, such a long time ago
Met up with a short guy/ Did a little T.V. show.
Then I met Greg, Mrs. Allman's son-n-n
Fine'ly had to leave him/We still can't decide who's the prettiest one.
CHORUS
Dr. fix me up, please
People paid a lot of money/ Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs.
Always been purty so I na-tra-lee gotta keep lookin' swell
Dr. appoinments keep me looking great
Miss one and my body goes to hell.... Goes to h-h-h-ell
Look in mirror see a great body there
Not a single wrinkle there's no grey in my hair.
Botox keeps my face looking great
Cash is not a problem/ I'll perform until I'm a hundred and eight
CHORUS & OUT
Dr. fix me up, please
People paid a lot of money/ Please don't let them
See my baggy ol' knees
Just a tuck then forget about the eyes/ And work some on my thighs
Please remember and wish Cher a very Happy Birthday this month.
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