Song Parodies -> "Bang Bang"

Original Song Title:

"Bang Bang"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Bang Bang"

Parody Written by:

Florida Flo

The Lyrics

Bang bang shot the kid down
Bang bang he hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang that crazy shot him down

Late one night out in the sticks
Was a guy with a gun that kicks
Kid was black and he was white
He didn’t do what was right

Bang bang shot the kid down
Bang bang he hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang that ahole shot him down

Sneaking on the kid behind
The man was of a feeble mind
Dispatch told him “stay away”
But he followed anyway

Bang bang shot the kid down
Bang bang he hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang that hater shot him down

Out in the night a shot rang
The man whipped out his gun and sprang
After echoes from his gun
The kid was laid out cold life done
He did it we don’t know why
May have been high
Florida’s where a guy
Can at will make another die

Bang bang shot the kid down
Bang bang he hit the ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang that racist shot him down

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Patrick - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment

I don't think we have the whole story on this incident yet. Neighborhood watches are supposed to watch. Let the cops gun down unarmed suspects, they're trained for that and have access to the community's resources to pay for the subsequent flack. Courts will usually back them up. The kid may have made a threatening gesture. He also may have been frightened by some big dude chasing him with a gun, I would be. The first thing they teach you in concealed carry classes is that it doesn't matter if you're in the right or the wrong, the system is going to f you over. One man is dead and the other may as well be.

Callmelennie - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment

The person in question who shot the black kid, although his name is "white" is half Hispanic as his mother is a Latina. He also considers himself Hispanic. So nice try with the old white on black racism angle. Fortunatetly, the alternate media already has the pics of the perp, and he's clearly Hispanic. So that's the first falsehood. Wonder what else about this is bogus

@Call - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Hey dude, your racism is showing. That guy is a "light" Hispanic or could be interracially mixed. At a distance he would be seen as white. I know b/c I have firends that look the same way. When they let their hair, beards or goatees grow... oh no! they are Hispanic. But if their hair is short and facial hair at minimum they look white enough to not draw attention in public as Hispanic, Latino, whatever. Besides, it was the media that started the whole white/black thing and not this poster. What you wrote tells us more about how you think than the song parody! Anderson Cooper went over this repeatedly.

Census Bureau - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment

In U.S. census documents, the designation white overlaps, as do all other official racial categories, with the term Hispanic or Latino, which was introduced in the 1980 census as a category of ethnicity, separate and independent of race

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