Song Parodies -> "Bang Bang (Joe Says Buy A Shotgun)"

Original Song Title:

"Bang Bang"

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"Bang Bang (Joe Says Buy A Shotgun)"

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The Lyrics

When aswering a question last week on gun control. Vice President Joe Biden offered some unusual takes from personal experience. He told his wife Jill that if there were intruders on their secluded property with evil intent, just go out on the balcony and give them a blast from a double-barreled shotgun. He added that rifles take too much skill to use and that high-capacity magazines are unnecessary and dangerous. Whew! I'm glad it's that simple. After all, a shotgun can be carried easily in a lady's purse. I do hope Joe's wife can reload the shotgun quickly enough. ;D

Hear that wacky Vice-Prez Joe.
On gun control, he's in the know.
To a question on T.V.
He said for the world to see:

Bang Bang! Get a shotgun.
Bang Bang! 'Though it's for fun
Bang Bang! You'll see them run.
Bang Bang! A double-barreled one.

Weapons of assaulting type
Won't keep you safer. That's just hype.
For the Prez and I have planned
To get them and all handguns banned.

Pow Pow! I told my Jill
Pow Pow! A rifle will
Pow Pow! Take too much skill.
Pow Pow! You want to scare, not kill.

You will not get robbed or worse
With a shotgun in your purse!

(Hey!) (Say!) (Slay?) (Nay!)

From the day we're all disarmed,
By criminals you won't be harmed.
For Holder and the D.O.J.
Would never let guns get away.

Boom Boom! Just shotguns please
Boom Boom! 'Til we take these.
Boom Boom! We'll make attempt.
Boom Boom! We gov guys are exempt.

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