Ridin' along in my automobile
Drank too much water, an urge I feel
Cruisin' the highway, the traffic is mad
Spottin' no rest stop, I'm needin' bad

No empty bottle or can to flow
There's No Pee'ticular Place To Go

Ridin' along in my automobile
Zig-zaggin' in lanes, and tires I squeal
My bladder is full, can't hold no more
Near Chicago skyline, on Lake Shore
Puddlin's near, dare not drive slow
And No Pee'ticular Place To Go

No Pee'ticular Place To Go
Wish I had a diaper, now doncha' know
Ashtray's nearby, but it's not leak proof
What I wouldn't give for a sunroof
Can you imagine my panic yet?
No Pee'ticular Place to wet..

Lucky I'm drivin' my pick up truck
A rear sliding window, Hey! good luck..
Twist in the seat from where I'm at
Become, with good aim, an acrobat..
A Heloise tip that's good to know
One great Pee'ticular Place To Go...