Check out the Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills
Where all the Pams and Sallys
Go for the big bra fills
And each chest inch tallies
Up lotta' cash and thrills
A lotta' Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills..

Lipo'd curvy hips
And bootys enhanced
Some puffy Collagen lips
To snag your glance
A paradise of plastic
A tragic magic show
Doctors turnin' those implants
Into bundles a' dough..

Where Emmys, Grammys,
And Oscars rule..
Which jester's gonna' be
The best Red Carpet fool?
Bling bling and Caddies
All shiny new
Boyfriends and Daddys
Goin' bankrupt, too

Come see the Silicone Valleys
There in the Hollywood Hills
Clinics along the alleys
'Cha-chingin' up their tills
A would be agent rally's
Waves hundred dollar bills
Above those Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills..

There's style and there's grace
And there's heartaches and blues
A new nose on a face
Can make the tabloid news
For vanity, they scramble
And hope the right heads sway
With a body gamble
The crazy game they play

Visit the Silicone Valleys
'Tween the Hollywood Hills
Deep in the heart of L.A.
Where phoniness fulfills
An imitation promise
False beauty with no skills
Scenic Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills

Sutured Silicone Valleys
In the Hollywood Hills