The ironworkers keep fallin'
Right out a' the sky
Don't blame their occupation
Or bein' up so high..
And it isn't gridlock
That's makin' traffic halt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault..

It's Andria's Fault
That earthquake you feel
Her beauty double takes you
And makes you reel..
Five seven on the Richter..
Followed by aftershocks
A visual explosion,
Shakes you out a' your socks..

Long flaming red hair,
Curves everyplace
Pet Collie by her side
She jogs and heartbeats race
Her smile dims sunshine
As sweet as malt..
Just felt the world pause
It's Andria's Fault...

Better check your pulse rate, Guys
And catch your breath, if you can
One glance at her hot short shorts
Could be a fatal scan..
About global warming,
Al Gore don't know his salt..
All those holes in the Ozone
They're Andria's Fault

It's Andria's Fault
She's catastrophic news
Her neon lipstick
Brings out the repair crews
She's a good dream disaster
Not in a nightmare vault..
If your heart beats faster,
It's all Andria's Fault

Those ironworkers keep fallin'
Right out a' the sky
Stock in the Dow and Nasdaq
Are breakin' records high
Out in California,
Even defrosted Walt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault

Just been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault