Song Parodies -> "Trampoline"

Original Song Title:

"Maybelline"

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Original Performer:

"Trampoline"

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The Lyrics

Oh, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
Oh, Trampline, I'm mastering you
You're a bouncy back monster
I'm gonna' learn to do

I find a really nice one..down at the store
So huge. can hardly shove it out the door
Tie it to my Edsel and I hit the road
Ain't nothin' too big for that V8 Ford
Headin' home doin' about ninety five
Trampoline shiftin'..rollin' side to side

Sang, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
Oh, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
You're a bouncy back monster
I'm gonna' learn to do

Well, I gets it back home, sets her up in the yard
The manual's long..and makes it sound real hard
So, I just pitch it and jump on top
I start out slow with a little hop
Once I get my legs..hang a jump really high
Come down, hit the ground..gotta' crawl inside

But, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
Yeah, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
You're a bouncy back monster
I swear I'll learn to do

----------------- emergency room, ice bags-----------------

The sprain and swelling's gone, and the crutches I ditch
Back out in the yard..with that flex witch
Havin' a stare down..think I see a blink
My gusto goes up..I pour a victory drink
Hop on that sucker..with a attitude
Turn that Trampoline into one whipped dude..

Whoa, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
Yeah, Trampoline, I'm mastering you
Ain't no bouncy back monster
That I can't learn to do...

Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaa!!

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Jeff Reuben - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Good to see you getting a jump on the competition today. Haven't heard Chuck Berry in awhile, glad to sing this one along with the OS

alvin - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

fun story....i have very limited trampoline experience...i'm clumsy enough just walking

Guy - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

The parody bounced right along with the OS. Extremely well done Mr. Farce. Excellent subs and refs and it had a certain spring to it. Nice!

littleTrampCakes - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

555 Sir L'Air du Farce, ~Duke of Edge~ for your persistant attemps at . . . also, loved the Edsel tied up in your backyard.

Stan Hall - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

A fun sing-along, well-paced and with a nicely filled-out story that covers all the ups and downs. BTW, do you remember -- must've been early/mid-'60s -- the short-lived emergence of trampoline parks aa a popular alternative to miniature golf courses? I survived numerous visits to those places, tho' probably only thanks to some previous experience with and semi-competent instruction in trampoline-use in school gym classes. In retrospect, it's hard to imagine those places ever been deemed insurable. OTOH, maybe they weren't, which would certainly explain why they didn't last long. :-)

AFW - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jeff...alvin, and I also steer clear of 'em...and thanks, Guy, and LTC, ...and Stan..yes, I do remember those..thought about 'em last summer on a visit to Lake Erie shores..where I had recalled the type you mention..Current high costs of insurance, and the hair trigger on litigation these days, no doubt, has contributed to the demise of such old fun places..I was always more of a watcher than a bouncer...you know, like at the end of one of my favorite cable programs, "The Man Show"

Peregrin - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Heh heh, I loved the line about the instruction manual. I got succinct advice from my parents: "If you do something stupid you'll bounce off and crack your head open". Ta-da! No manual required! Good job AFW!

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