Straighten out those mas-ticators with wires and pieces
Of plastic attached to dentition with adhesives. . .
Braces because long ago
My teeth weren’t fixed up right,
Braces because. . .

Rippers need repair: incisors banging together
Where space they should share,
So I have a grieve-teeth tether. . .
Braces because wrong they’ve grown,
My teeth, don’t bite quite right,
Braces because spaces too tight.

[bridge]

I’ve sworn off pies and must beware
Of crusts and other kinds
Of break-the-braces fare. . .unfair! Owwwwwwwww!

Braces, I hope, will make right
My bite so when I’ve cried,
Clear phrases you’ll hear, because my
Fricatives: Frenchified;
It’s nix on Frenchifried.