-> "Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’"
Original Song Title:
"Wolverton Mountain"
Parody Song Title:
"Wolfin’ Moon Mountin’"
The Lyrics
They say don’t go, when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’,
Out for strolling late at night.
They rip and glower; have no pity on daughters.
They’re mighty nasty and don’t gum, but they bite!
Their wretched lips will eat dads and mommies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you’d best beware.
They bare their teeth with ripping power;
You’re in danger if you’re out there.
All come to grief when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’;
It’s wanton slaughter, walking at night.
So, don’t take chances when bright orb’s mountin’
And trip through bowers with no daylight.
They clench and grip to eat dads and mommies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you’re in their lair.
They bare their teeth with ripping power;
You’re in danger if you’re out there.
They’re going to sup when wolfin’ moon’s mountin’;
You’ll hear bones crunch. . .that all she wrote.
Into the night—you shouldn’t oughta—
You’ll be lunch, an entrecôte.
They rend and rip; much sweeter are mummies;
When wolfin’ moon’s mountin’, you are their fare.
They bare their teeth, these slitting chowers
You’re in danger if you’re out there.
You’re warned: beware, they’ve ripping power,
And they ain’t nice when hunger’s mountin’.
One of ’em ate the girl I loved:
She was so fair—a little flower.
Don’t go at night time when the moon’s mountin’
Or you will be a gruesome guy’s grub.
You don’t care—you trip through bowers
And you become a lunar lunch. . . .
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