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Song Parodies -> "Bummer Holiday"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Holiday"
Original Performer:
Cliff Richard
Parody Song Title:
"Bummer Holiday"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
We’re all going on a bummer holiday
We are shirking work for week or two
Tent’s unsturdy on a bummer holiday
Cold snow flurries a shock in June
Sure looks bleak, it do
Wind’s blowing yeah, it rains twice-nightly
My shoes are smeared with doggy-do
Obscene cold showers in nudies
Forgot to bring shampoo…
Everybody’s had a bummer holiday
Crawly things they always haunt the loo
Ivy’s poison on a bummer holiday
Wish Cal-mine cream’s come through
For knees and boobs!
My daughter and my son whine - spite-ly
Bestowing glares, my spouse, she do…
Bein’ mean, it ill behooves me
Though threats, in mind, accrue
Everybody’s had a bummer holiday
Screwed, I think we’ve caught a nasty flu
Fam’ly ‘thanked’ me for their bummer holiday
It made esteem shoot through
I’m in the pooh…
We are shirking work for week or two
Tent’s unsturdy on a bummer holiday
Cold snow flurries a shock in June
Sure looks bleak, it do
Wind’s blowing yeah, it rains twice-nightly
My shoes are smeared with doggy-do
Obscene cold showers in nudies
Forgot to bring shampoo…
Everybody’s had a bummer holiday
Crawly things they always haunt the loo
Ivy’s poison on a bummer holiday
Wish Cal-mine cream’s come through
For knees and boobs!
My daughter and my son whine - spite-ly
Bestowing glares, my spouse, she do…
Bein’ mean, it ill behooves me
Though threats, in mind, accrue
Everybody’s had a bummer holiday
Screwed, I think we’ve caught a nasty flu
Fam’ly ‘thanked’ me for their bummer holiday
It made esteem shoot through
I’m in the pooh…
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Great to see a Cliff song being parodied ! Fun to sing a long with ! I think everyone's had at least one bummer holiday... Enjoyed it very muchly !
This is really good! I wish I thought of this! 555
Excellent sketch of summer humor
didn't know the OS so i listened with your link...jaunty little number...especially liked the
"crawly things that always haunt the loo" line
DKTOS, but if I have a chance later today I'll come back and listen to the link. Got very little time at the moment.
Mer & Pip - tried the link, but after the first 3 notes it crashed my PC.
It is jaunty. Quite the kick off to summer vacation. Course who'd ever pack Calamine lotion? ;-) High 5's in the shade!
Paul - if you are reading this, my apologies. Although, I have just tested it again and it is fine - it should simply offer itself up as a file download???
M and P back into their form!
Good job. For a duo that's named after two hobbit cousins from LOTR you guys are really really good. I tip my hat off to you.
Thank you everybody!
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