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Song Parodies -> "Cowed Dairy"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Cowed Dairy"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Saw a vid on animal cruelty in the food industry....made me hungry
COWED DAIRY
Chewed some good cud in the city
Pumpin’ out the milk there for Jerseymaid
And I never moved one foot from my small pen
Worryin’ about the day I’d feed some men
Sore udders keep on burnin’
Cowed dairy keep on churnin’
Foalin’ foalin’ foalin’ I’m a giver
Filled a lot of cans for Alpo
Paid the highest price makin’ Fancy Feast
And I never saw the outside where it’s pretty
Till I rode the ramp to the cuttin’ throat beast
Big grinders keep on turnin’
And the cowed dairy keeps on earnin’
Dolin’ dolin’ dolin’ out the liver
If you come down to the stockyard
Bet you gonna wind up losin’ your brunch
You will want to hurry, some things ain’t so funny
And you won’t be eatin’ meat in your lunch
Big meals you’ll be spewin’
At the cowed dairy, so much mooin’
Horkin’, horkin’ horkin up your dinner
Chewed some good cud in the city
Pumpin’ out the milk there for Jerseymaid
And I never moved one foot from my small pen
Worryin’ about the day I’d feed some men
Sore udders keep on burnin’
Cowed dairy keep on churnin’
Foalin’ foalin’ foalin’ I’m a giver
Filled a lot of cans for Alpo
Paid the highest price makin’ Fancy Feast
And I never saw the outside where it’s pretty
Till I rode the ramp to the cuttin’ throat beast
Big grinders keep on turnin’
And the cowed dairy keeps on earnin’
Dolin’ dolin’ dolin’ out the liver
If you come down to the stockyard
Bet you gonna wind up losin’ your brunch
You will want to hurry, some things ain’t so funny
And you won’t be eatin’ meat in your lunch
Big meals you’ll be spewin’
At the cowed dairy, so much mooin’
Horkin’, horkin’ horkin up your dinner
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Good thing I'm not planning a steak dinner after reading such a well-done parody. Liked the substitutions for "rollin' on the river". And I find it amusing that my security code for your bovine tune is "Y4H".
Love them cow parodies. Got a couple in the works.
Five squirts for this one. Send 'em to California - they have happy cows.
Rick, ~Duke o'Dunkin' Parody~ this is quite good, Sir ! Even though horses do the 'foalin' . . .
I think you may have had too much calf-een... you might hurt someone's veal-ings. Not mine, though. This is top grade.
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