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Song Parodies -> "Fat Newt Risin’"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Newt Risin’"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

I see the fat Newt a-risin’
I see Doughboy’s on the way
Looks like far right’s apprisin’
New flavor of the day

Bloated tub o’ shite
When she had cancer, one wife
Newt left her alone to die

I see Herman Cain ain’t growin’
In polls, the looney toon is doomed
I see Rick Perry imploding
At least this redneck’s nicely groomed

Bloated tub o’ shite
Now darling of the far right
I see fat Newt on the rise

Dolt crew just can’t get it together
At first they went for Crazy Eyes
Then it was the 9-9-9 lecher
After the Lone Star brain fart guy

Well the ultra far right
Don’t like Mitt with teeth so bright
He’s a Commie in their eyes

Bloated tub o’ shite
Is now the far right delight
This week fat Newt’s on the rise

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Rebekah Dub - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
This liberal loved your parody; very accurate AND hilarious! 5/5/5!
Old Man Ribber - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Violet - You have written well with only a few glitches. Learn from me...don't one-bomb (anonymously) if you you disagree politically. ;D
Barry J. Mitchel - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
IDNKTOS but my comments on your other offering today apply to this.
Just the facts, ma'am - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Gingrich has been married three times. In 1962, he married Jackie Battley, his former high school geometry teacher, when he was 19 years old and she was 26. In the spring of 1980, Gingrich left Battley after having an affair with Marianne Ginther. In 1984, Battley told the Washington Post that the divorce was a "complete surprise" to her. According to Battley, in September 1980, Gingrich and their children visited her while she was in the hospital, recovering from surgery, and Gingrich wanted to discuss the terms of their divorce. Gingrich has disputed that account. In 2011, their daughter, Jackie Gingrich Cushman, said that it was her mother who requested the divorce, that it happened prior to the hospital stay (which was for the removal of a benign tumor, not cancer), and that Gingrich's visit was for the purpose of bringing the couple's children to see their mother, not to discuss the divorce. Gingrich has two daughters from his first marriage. Kathy Gingrich Lubbers is president of Gingrich Communications, and Jackie Gingrich Cushman is an author, conservative columnist, and political commentator whose books include 5 Principles for a Successful Life, co-authored with Newt Gingrich.
Idoktos - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
looked he he to me and thinks for some facts just the facts oh that newt
Hu's On First - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Newt Gingrich is actually to the left of Mitt Romney on quite a few issues (for example, google "Newt Gingrich Al Sharpton" or "Newt Gingrich Individual Mandate"). It's kind of weird that Republicans who reject Romney for being supposedly "too liberal" are instead gravitating toward Newt. I'm also surprised that we haven't heard more about his sister, Candace Gingrich (who is a well known lesbian activist for the Human Rights Campaign).
Dave W. - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
We kick 'em when they're up , we kick 'em when they're down.......poor politicians.......Gotta have a thick skin so it bounces off..............God bless those who want to be in public service....even if we don't agree how everything should work ...and after all is said and done ....no matter who's running the show ..we're glad it's not us.....'cuz we probably could'nt do it any better........In any case Violet...it was good venting......and a decent parody

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