-> "Slow Down on the Corner"
Original Song Title:
"Down on the Corner"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Slow Down on the Corner"
The Lyrics
Early in the evenin'
You have to go for a drive
Out to get some groceries
Before they close at five
Four kids on the corner
Playin' basketball
Billy runs onto the road
You swerve and hit them all
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friends are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
Buster hits the dashboard
His blood will drip for a while
Martin thumps the front and lands in several different piles
One boy hits the metal, now
He's a party of two
Billy's guts go through the vents and spray all over you
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friend's are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friend's are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
You don't need to speed up
When there's kids around
But if you've got a heavy foot
You might as well mow them down
Over on the corner there's a children's toy
You should know there's kids around
So watch out for the boys
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friend's are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friend's are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
(Slow) down on the corner
(Watch) out in the street
Billy and his poor friend's are playin
Use the brakes under your feet
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