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Song Parodies -> "Ketchup In A Can"

Original Song Title:

"Catch Us If You Can"

Original Performer:

Dave Clark Five

Parody Song Title:

"Ketchup In A Can"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Just go diving in, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Bottled, it won't move out, mmmm-mm-mm.
So you yell and stick in a knife.

Ketchup in a can (4x)

Bottles are no fun, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup just won't run, mmmm-mm-mm.
And it makes you angry, mmmm-mm-mm.
You miss—stick yourself with the knife.

Ketchup in a can (4x)

Packed this way, you win, mmmm-mm-mm.
Ketchup in a can, mmmm-mm-mm.
Slather this red goo on, mmmm-mm-mm.
Spread it all around with your knife.

Ketchup in a can (4x)

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alvin rhodes - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...fun to sing along with
Guy - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Could we do this with that Heinz guy? You know, can him? Nice simple parody with a solution to an age old problem. Here's a 15 oz. can of ketchup.
John Barry - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Guy.
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember that tune! Good job, JB.
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Caesar's Ghost, JB! This idea could revolutionize the condiment industry...5-s
John Barry - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. Paul. Paul, your comment has still got me laughing.
Mike - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
When will this site ever be updated?
Nick - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe ChuckyG's on vacation or something.
A Little Bird - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Chucky G is on his honeymoon.
nally - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info, Little Bird. I was wondering why we couldn't get to the Messageboard today. I know that Chucky had announced his engagement a while back (and I think I responded to that thread), and I guess I had forgotten about it.

About the parody: it was good.

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