-> "That’s Hutaree"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Parody Song Title:
"That’s Hutaree"
The Lyrics
The Master Race is governing
When void’s the world. Here, what we say:
Wend to room in the sky; fires on sick earth; heathen fry,
Says Hutaree.
But until the end times, write an argot for rhymes,
Called “Hutaree.”
Meld our lingo for King of Kings, sling-gun Kings who brings
Gats and things. . .casus belli.[1]
Harmful fray as the tippies[2] spray, ripping lips away.
Reich’s 12-gauge target, hellies.[3]
When the Cards[4] make you yool[5]
Just like a Natzpa[6] Farule,[7]
That’s Hutaree.
It’s a language discreet for a crowd that will skeet,[8]
Scourge, and skuv.[9]
When you walk with this team, slap a Glock on your feme. . .[10]
No-poofs army.
Lose the Hebes, kick butt. . .Weebs,[11]
Like those old Natzarebes,[12]
Who’s Who Aree.[13]
Wets, wogs, coons, all must fry, Kikes ofved[13a]: big nix-peace Yahwy,[13b]
Per Hutaree.
(While we smile, Stone we heil, we’re beguiled by his bile,
“Cap. Hutaree.”)
A white world is our himeland[14]; we wait for end time and
Doom’s ferry.[15]
Melting things when the six-six-six thing brings a fictive king
We should string—cast,[16] high yeller.[17]
Darkey Dei, big-lipped ni**er—gray,[18] in pit spitted, flay.
Fly away targed[19] ’men, [20] fellers.
’cause we spark up the Yules,
We like Father’s son, who rules
For Hutaree.
He will bash the Discretins[21], a crowd Silk[22] will greet
In the GUV.[23]
Yes, our radoks[24] lead teams of gunners whose wet dream
Is Houvre[ 25] carry.
Screw you, Beebz[26] and the Bebes[27]
Like we, though, gnash-teeth Teabs.[28]
All too scary.
[1]justification for acts of war (Latin)
[2]hollow-tipped bullets
[3]those destined to eternal damnation
[4]card-carrying liberals
[5] scream, from “ululate”
[6]transliterated portmanteau combining “Nazi” and “papa”
[7]bilingual transliterated portmanteau: “Vaterland” and “rule”
[8]shoot, from skeet shooting
[9]governing by skewering, literally, opponents
[10]femur
[11]wetbacks
[12]Nazis of regal blood
[13]Aryan
[13a]offed in a oven
[13b]Yahweh, alternate spelling
[14]homeland
[15]reference to Charon ferrying damned souls to the underworld
[16]double meaning: “cast,” as in color; and a variant spelling of “caste”
[17]high yellow, a light-skinned black person
[18]conflagration
[19]chosen, from “targeted”
[20]women. Because the Hutaree are a patriarchal Klan, females are secondary in rank. The apostrophe indicates that they are missing something (one need not say what) and are thus less than men.
[21]from “Dis,” a god of the underworld
[22]Satan’s ilk
[23]Godless Underworld Venue
[24]from Nadsat “rasoodock,” “mind”—the idea being that someone with some intelligence leads the drone-like gunners. Nadsat is the argot of the violence-loving “droogs” in “Clockwork Orange.”
[25]open. A single-syllable mashup moniker derived from French “ouvert,” open (infinitive “ouvrir”), and the reactionary Hoover Institution, advocate of “open carry” laws.
[26]Beelzebub
[27]Believers in Baal, one of the seven princes of the underworld
[28]teabaggers—Tea Party acolytes, that is
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