Vote for me, go, go—
I’m charming, so, so, so, so.
I lie when I chat up crowds;
I bray and I’m blathering loud.
There are things you should know:
I’m no star, I’m a blowhard,
A scumbag, the worst that you’ll find,
So I leave you confusion, a bullsh!t effusion behind.
I’m a turd and a lecher; my words have no measure, you’ll find.

Vote for me, go, go—
Hey, I’m charming! No, no, no, no!
I maunder, I’m a hapless dink,
A shmuck who’s unable to think.
Pero puedo memorizar bastante español
Para pander en Spanglish. . .si te gusta, inglañol.
Aunque no cabe duda de que soy un ahole.
Voy a tratar de comprar sus votas para ganar control.
[In spite of that, I can memorize enough español
To pander in Spanglish or if you prefer, inglañol.
Whatever the idiom, there’s no doubt, I’m a ahole
And I’m going to attempt to buy your votes so that I gain control.]

Votame, yo, yo,
Y contame, si un culo.
Tu consuigues un perro
Combinado de puerco.
Yo soy coño, soy culo, si estoy elegido,
Es seguro, sin duda, voy a cometer un robo,
Pero pregunto a ustedes de votar para mí.
[Vote for me, hog, hog.
I’m that from which issues a log.
Pull the lever for me; in return you’ll get a pigdog.
I’m a slut and I’m an ahole, and if I am elected
I assure you that a robbery will be effected.
Despite my eccentricities, I ask you to vote for me.]

Vote for me, go go.
Can’t count on me, no, no, no!
I’m dumber than a kitchen sink,
Like the pol into the wink.
A kludge, a pandering stooge,
A noodge with an ego that’s huge. . . .