Sweet, sweet, the mamm'ries gals give to us
Sweet, treat, the mamm'ries gals give to us..

Soft saline or silicone
Many tissues of their own
High priced boob jobs
Not for poor slobs,
Mammaries Are Made Of 'This

Push-em-ups and wonder bras
Old time falsies like your ma's
Supports, ribbed bones
Madonna's cones
Mammaries fooled us like this

A breast make-over can
Recharge your bored old man
Get him to groom, be a shaver
When forty D protrudes
Romantic interludes
Regain an old zingy flavor

Stitches, til incisions heal
Six more weeks and they'll look real
Some nips, some tucks
Five thousand bucks,
Mammaries Are Made Of This

Mammaries Are Made Of This