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Song Parodies -> "Coffee"
Original Song Title:
"Alfie"
Original Performer:
Dionne Warwick
Parody Song Title:
"Coffee"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
What's It all about, Coffee?
Why does your morning taste, make us live?
What's it all about,
As we sip you out, Coffee?
Does the Lord send the glow that you give,
or is it devil designed?
We're just junkies for your kind, Coffee
We confess, so, call us your fool
For our fix, we long, only for the strong Coffee
Much gold we'd give for just one Starbuck's stool
A magic time you weave,
You're our heaven above, Coffee,
We know there's nothing that's more
Nothing more, for us caffeiners to believe in
We believe in brew, Coffee
Without your kick, we can't exist, Coffee
We need your steaming morning mist,
Our cup of Coffee
Cannot walk, till you show us the way
You're our jumpstart every day, Coffee, Coffee
Why does your morning taste, make us live?
What's it all about,
As we sip you out, Coffee?
Does the Lord send the glow that you give,
or is it devil designed?
We're just junkies for your kind, Coffee
We confess, so, call us your fool
For our fix, we long, only for the strong Coffee
Much gold we'd give for just one Starbuck's stool
A magic time you weave,
You're our heaven above, Coffee,
We know there's nothing that's more
Nothing more, for us caffeiners to believe in
We believe in brew, Coffee
Without your kick, we can't exist, Coffee
We need your steaming morning mist,
Our cup of Coffee
Cannot walk, till you show us the way
You're our jumpstart every day, Coffee, Coffee
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amen to that...it would be a logy world with no coffee
Afraid I DKTOS, but I, too, love my coffee. And like most everything else you write AFW, you wrote about it splendidly. All 5's, anyway.
Thanks, alvin...yes, coffee makes the world go around...Thanks,Billy Always appreciate your votes and kind comments...
5s .... And the secret is out: most software engineers' brains run on JAVA.
Yeah, coffee! Well brewed parody, 555's
A parody of the richest kind!
Late thanks, to Johnny D, Larry, and PMS
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