Song Parodies -> "Dentist Sure Is A Jerk"

Original Song Title:

"Jennifer Juniper"

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Original Performer:

"Dentist Sure Is A Jerk"

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The Lyrics

As far back as I can remember I've had a rather difficult time dealing with Dental Work. I'm sure that not all of the Dentist's I've had have been Sadistic Butchers...but it sure seems that way sometimes...

"Tell me, Sir
does this hurt?
Please stay very still
If it hurts
then for sure
Cavity; must fill
Do you floss well?"
I must say, "No"
Gums are now swelled
Whole head hurts so
Novacaine injection
makes it numb

"Wider, Sir"
"Ow, that hurts"
I cried in despair
"Aperture
is larger"
I squirm in my chair
Now I'm screaming
At this fink, "No"
I'm emitting
Expletives flow
Anger brewing
at this clumsy schmuck

Had quite enough
starting to dislike
this thoughtless creep
Ow! He just gave me
shot in my tongue
nauuu ett isse naauumm
This clown is a clumsy
f*cking bungler

Dental work
by this jerk
Think that he's a hack
Rest assured
in future
I will not be back
I won't refer
anyone here
'Cause it's quite clear
that I do fear
That he's screwin'
up my whole damn mouth
Screwin' up my whole mouth
Scream in pain; I say "Ow"
I am pissed at this louse

Now I curse
at his nurse
"I must leave here now"
Then she purred
"Easy, sir
listen to me now
Take these, fellah
to decrease pain
pressure released
when pus was drained
If it still hurts
later take two more"

If it hurts take two more
You will sleep; yeah, you'll snore
In the morning; take more....

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alvin rhodes - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

my favorite of the day...these lyrics to this gentle song crack me up

Paul Robinson - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin...glad you liked it...I wasn't sure how it would work when I started out, but I was pleased with it, too.

Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS but I like the message. I ditched my dentist too, recently. 5's

Paul Robinson - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Lionel, it's really hard to actually designate someone to torture you in that way, isn't it? Thanks!

2Eagle - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

You're not talking about the guy who was my dentist but is now retired. He was a jewel.

Paul Robinson - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, 2Eagle, I'm glad that SOMEBODY had/or has a good Dentist. Actually, I had ONE good one...he was a guy my Dad was seeing...and used for about 15+ years until that fellow retired. I went to him about twice and he was quite good...but a long way from where I was living at the time...a shame...I probably should have kept going to him, anyway, but he was about 45 miles from where I worked...and a lot of my appointments would have required taking time off from...which with that distance means pretty much the whole day instead of a few hours. Thanks ~ ~ ~

Rick C - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Very funny, Paul! As alvin mentioned, the pain injected into this gentle song is a riot. 555. It's kinda like the scene in the movie "Airplane" where the hippie offers Robert Stack a flower and he hits him with a haymaker.

Paul Robinson - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rick C - hey, I loved that scene in "Airplane"...Hell, I loved the whole movie...

poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm going to drill this parody with 555!

Paul Robinson - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, poomaster ~ ~ ~

Adagio - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

I told them at the dentist's offoce that I didn't like pain....hehehe...so far they've kept it to a minimum. I still don't like going there. 5's

Paul Robinson - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Pat...I couldn't get on-line at home over the weekend so I just so your comment now.

Stan Hall - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Arrived here years late via the "Random" link ... lucky me, not to miss a funny and well-written parody that make such ironic use of its OS template. 555

(Also lucky me to, like 2Eagle, have a good--great--dentist I've been using for over 30 years now. I live in mortal dread of his retirement.) :-)

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