I Got E Coli

I Got E Coli
From some A-Colon
Please people, wash your hands
After you use the can
And good soap is in the plan
For I am not a fan
Of that E Coli

Meat infection is the norm
If it sits out and gets too warm
With your bod, it's a warrin'
You'll soon be up-throw'n'
And you'll let out a big moan
Don't get E Coli
Horkin' on the road, yuck

Dog, please don't lick me with tongue
Saw you stick it in your bum
Yes, now I got the runs
Now I need some Tums
I don't want your pet spit
I could get sick from it
Don't want E Coli

I Got E Coli
From some A-Colon
Please people, wash your mitts
After you take a shit
And good soap is in the plan
For I am not a fan
Of that E Coli

I got E Coli..........