They came to scold;
They said, "Johnny, a liability
You are." He rolled
And said, "Alright; I'll get out of sight."

John D. had told too many lies,
And he was one of Abramoff's guys.

Go, Con. man Doolittle, you're a liability,
'ho' con man Doolittle, to us, the Grand Old Party,
Dough, Con. man Doolittle, you ran a kleptocracy,
D'oh! con man Doolittle, you are a putz,
So we'll set you free, yeah, yeah. (2x)

We need a cure
And we'd be doomed if your campaign resumed.
Now what to do
You know" go quick, and take your crooked chick.

Blow, con man Doolittle, and take your con-job wifey,
No, Con. man Doolittle, we don't want you around, see?!
Crow, con man Doolittle, "other opportunities.,"
Yo, Con. man Doolittle, you are a shmuck.
So we'll set you free, yeah, yeah. (2x)

Go, con man do-little Doolittle,
Blow Con. man chew-spittle Doolittle,
And best of luck.