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Song Parodies -> "Buns Of A Preacher Man"
Original Song Title:
"Son Of A Preacher Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dusty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"Buns Of A Preacher Man"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
gotta say i find preachers fun
and when the father would visit, i'd call him "hon"
and when he bent to pray, i started gawkin'
i would follow him where he's a-walkin'
at his home, i started a-stalkin'
i'm attracted to such guys
lord knows, to my surprise
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
bein' catholic ain't always easy
no cinch to be sanctified
when he started a-preachin' to me
i start to notice how his robe fit so tight
at mass, i'd notice that he's lookin' so right
and i dream of him, alone at night
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
one night last september
lord, i took him by surprise
stole a kiss from the man on the sly
told that dude that he looked fine
told that priest if he'd be mine
no one in the church need know it
i told him he could reap and sow it
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
and when the father would visit, i'd call him "hon"
and when he bent to pray, i started gawkin'
i would follow him where he's a-walkin'
at his home, i started a-stalkin'
i'm attracted to such guys
lord knows, to my surprise
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
bein' catholic ain't always easy
no cinch to be sanctified
when he started a-preachin' to me
i start to notice how his robe fit so tight
at mass, i'd notice that he's lookin' so right
and i dream of him, alone at night
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
one night last september
lord, i took him by surprise
stole a kiss from the man on the sly
told that dude that he looked fine
told that priest if he'd be mine
no one in the church need know it
i told him he could reap and sow it
the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust
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I read this because it was written by Alvin Rhodes; pretty funny.
Eternal fire and damnation be on your head!! :-0 Very good Al 555
thank you royce and kristof...glad you enjoyed...i figure it was about time the shoe was on the other foot
Imagine no religion It's easy if you try....
Oh man... not even right... lol.
Oy vey! All we need these days is another preacher man charged with reap! Mazel tov! But you want to maybe be a mensch and give the rebbe a little love too, young man? It would give me me nachas!
Love the way you altared the lyrics and provided inspiration, maybe, for "Nun of a Preacher Man."
good idea, john...hee hee hee...thank you all for taking a look into my sick little mind
You'd prefer he would be a man of no cloth?
You are soooooo going to hell for this one!! At least you'll be with friends.... re: Claude Prez. This was great! Made me think of Ned Flanders... damn you sexy Flanders!! DOH!
Alvin, 5's -Say, it sounds like your protagonist is a member of "NABMLA" (North American Boy-Man Love Association) (NO, I don't believe this one really exists) as opposed to "NAMBLA" (North American Man-Boy Love Association)(Yes, sadly THIS organization does, or at least DID exist. Who in the hell was stupid/sick enough to think up that name, anyway? Well, at least it makes things convenient for whichever police agency finally gets around to scooping these folks up).
Hahahahaha, looks like his buns are too holy for that poor girl! Give ya all 5's for taking the mickey out of chicks who have the hots for bible bashers, good one!!!
thank you all for the kind words...see you all in hell
Lordy!
Did I miss something with all the NAMBLA references? Is the character singing this supposed to be sung by a guy? Since this is a Dusty song, I just assumed it was a lusty woman.
Did I miss something with all the NAMBLA references? I mean is the character singing this supposed to be a guy? Since this is a Dusty song, I just assumed it was a lusty woman.
Sounds like you've incensed some of your readership. 555
restoring my previous 555 vote.
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