-> "Vote Kerry, Tell Dubya He's Through!"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You"
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Parody Song Title:
"Vote Kerry, Tell Dubya He's Through!"
The Lyrics
There's no gray matter in the brain of Dubya Bush
What he calls brains all other humans call their tush
Dub-ya is sleazy, don't buy his smile
His arrogant stupidity is truly vile
It's now November Two --
Vote Kerry, tell Dubya he's through!
Dick Cheney sleeps in coffins during light of day
At night the V-P-Dracula drinks blood-type-A
Karl Rove is his Renfield, he eats flies
The two of them are lurking behind Dubya's lies
It's now November Two --
Vote Kerry, tell Dubya he's through!
They're vile and they're slimy, don't give them another pass
Our nation's better-off by far by booting them in the ass
Come on now, voters!
We've just gotta say we're sick of George and Dick
The two of them are just a pair of G-O-P(ricks)
So go out today, and, scream and shout,
"IT'S TIME TO THROW THAT PAIR OF FAT-CAT FASCISTS OUT!!"
It's now November Two --
Vote Kerry, tell Dubya he's through!
It's time to vote Kerry, save our nation, here's your chance!
No, we're not buying Dubya's lies, we don't want his aw-shucks-glance!
It's time now, voters!
Now's the time for all of us to stand up proud
And make our voting-voices shout out clear and loud
Vote for Kerry-Edwards, not Bush-Cheney
And do your part to save your precious liberty!
It's now November Two --
Vote Kerry, tell Dubya he's through!
Come on now, it's finally up to you --
Vote Kerry, tell Dubya he's through!
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