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Song Parodies -> "I Only Want To Sleep With You"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dusty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Want To Sleep With You"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Inspired by a T-shirt: "If I didn't want to sleep with you, why would I be talking to you?" .... Don't women *get* that yet? lol .... Original-45-rpm-sounding video here. .... had so many subs, added an extra verse after the second bridge.... oh, and guess where the T-shirt was? :)
I'm so da*n hot, my wish; to take you; make love; go
I'll come and go real fast, but also, come real slow
'Cause you've started something: a fantasy
A real live Penthouse™ Pet™ who's hot, not cold to me
Your lap: into, intrude
I only want to see you nude
My patter, at her; flatter; spatter; scatter: shoo!
It isn't like I want to spend all day with you
My pick - up lines, snappin'; they never miss
So how 'bout you and I agreeing: loving kiss?
Amazing, but it's true
I only want to sleep with you
I winked, and smiled at you
Asked "Ya want to take a chance?"
You set off all my smoke alarms
Advance: dance, then lance in pants?
Now listen, honey!
I just want to lie beside you at my lair
For marriage, family, in-laws' crap; no, I don't care
So de-part at sunrise, or else I flee
Not ever pregnant, get; you'll have no gold from me
Allergic to that glue
I only want to sleep with you
[interlude -- snores loudly, wakes up, climbs on again...]
Oh, oh, eyes popped, beguiling me
Stance, enhance; one glance: entrance [1]
Lab tests tell you there'd be no harms
An eye glintin' for romance!
Now hear me tell you:
Monica Lewinsky? No cigars, no show
I only know I want to share our afterglow
Oh, look at their snippin'; come see my bris
I just need a receptacle to place my jiss
I'm lazy, but I'm "blue"
I only want to sleep with you!
It doesn't matter who you are or what you know
The only question here is: how far will you go?
'Cause you've hardened something; I cannot pee
I hope: forgive, forget about how bold I be
No "borrowed, blue, old, new" [2]
I only want to sleep with you
I just look at her, I chat her up; pursue
I only want to be sleep with you
[1] as in "to put into a trance", not as in "the act of entering". .... hmmm, on the other hand .... naah, the first meaning still paces better :)
[2] Verrrry old tradition at weddings: to have something old (bride's father), something new (bride's baby), something borrowed (the money for the wedding), and something blue (the groom).
Well, ladies, at least he's *honest* about it! ... "Penthouse" and "Penthouse Pet" ® GMCI Internet Operations, Inc. All else © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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that's what i like...a love song that gets down to the nitty gritty
Liked the OS and good choice for the parody; well done.
Hilarious take on the song, Tom!!
This is a great song to parody. I took it on in "I'm Starting To Become Unglued"
5 cigars!!!
Very funny TT...I never realized you were such a romantic
Your comments were as funny as the parody. I'll remember this......"Inspired by a T-shirt: "If I didn't want to sleep with you, why would I be talking to you?" .... Don't women *get* that yet? lol " 5's
Forgot to say....I didn't know. :/
Very hot and heartwarming parody, Tommy! Love the second footnote in the song about "something old, new, borrowed, and blue!" Also on the snoring interlude! I echo comments above! 5's!
alvin, thanks.... the intro was the foreplay lol :)
Timmy1000, thanks -- loved OS too; poor Dusty --rough life. Thanks for v/c.
Mark Scotti: Thanks! ... will have to check that out!
Invisible Boy: Ahhh, so many sides of the Turtle hidden in that shell... yeah, the romatic side pokes out once in a while ... so to speak :) ... thanks for v/c, IB.
adagio: Now you do! See how educational TT's parodies are? ... even the ones on non-serious topics :) ... seriously, thanks for v/c, adagio ... and now you've been warned ;-)
Christie Marie M: Thank you! xoxo (wasn't sure that "heartwarming" would be a response, but... cool! :)
Timmy1000, thanks -- loved OS too; poor Dusty --rough life. Thanks for v/c.
Mark Scotti: Thanks! ... will have to check that out!
Invisible Boy: Ahhh, so many sides of the Turtle hidden in that shell... yeah, the romatic side pokes out once in a while ... so to speak :) ... thanks for v/c, IB.
adagio: Now you do! See how educational TT's parodies are? ... even the ones on non-serious topics :) ... seriously, thanks for v/c, adagio ... and now you've been warned ;-)
Christie Marie M: Thank you! xoxo (wasn't sure that "heartwarming" would be a response, but... cool! :)
All this came from a T-SHIRT great parody 5's
Gari J, thanks! ... well, the T-shirt, and having been male for as long as I can remember :):)
Apparently missed this opus'escent gem during los perigrinationos... 'Twas fantastestically creative replete with perfect subs throughout... emineminently singable! You've put a, er, 'trance' on me!
"Got it," . . . Sir TaTa!
norCALvo: and did you *like* it? hehe lol. :) ... thanks for read, vote, and comment ... glad you "get it". thanks nCv!
TJC, oops! Missed yer comment - mind musta' been elsewhere (hehe) :-) Thanks for ballsy comment and rapper rapport!
Good parody, but the second footnote was the best of all! :-)
Peter Andersson: LOL! :) Thanks for v/c! :-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osVaF4t-zFc
Old one was taken down for copyvio.
Old one was taken down for copyvio.
When this parody was posted, the trademark acknowledgment in the outro, to "GMCI Internet Operations, Inc.", pointed *only* to a copyright notice; else it would NOT have been included.
Recently discovered that this link is now NSFW, and that the legal copyright notice has moved to another page, also mixed in among NSFW material. Please do not follow that link if you are underage or would be offended by such.
They did not ask or notify TT before making the change. Hmmph! .... and apologies to any who were accidentally offended.
Recently discovered that this link is now NSFW, and that the legal copyright notice has moved to another page, also mixed in among NSFW material. Please do not follow that link if you are underage or would be offended by such.
They did not ask or notify TT before making the change. Hmmph! .... and apologies to any who were accidentally offended.
What a romantic you are TT. Yet, somehow, i fully understand :)
Peregrin: "Mr. Romantic", c'est moi, non? ... Of course you understand -- you're male! ;-D
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