It's insane, This weird thing I've done
I'm not too shabby at magic, So what went wrong?
Waved this wand around and from my pocket
Leapt this bizarre beast, It's shockin'
Has razor fangs barred and smells rotten
He has damn near fifty eyes
He might cause my demise

He left me stunned since he's really freaky
I just summoned a creature, man!
He won't eat soy, He prefer things meaty
I just summoned a creature, man!
Yes I did, I did
Ooh, Yes I did!

Hate this wood, Wish I was a genie
They're better than wizard guys
All the fainthearted townspeople loathe me
This dumb behemoth slobbered and took a bite
They're pissed because they couldn't put up a fight
Watch them run away from him in fright

That mutant hunts and won't sign this treaty
I just summoned a creature, man!
Makes a weird noise kinda like he's wheezing
I just summoned a creature, man!
Yes I did, I did
(Ooh...) Yes I did

Sort of like a centaur
With horns sharp enough to slice
Drool glistens from me, I'm not dry
Drippin' slime, That gross grime
Lickin' me, I'm surprised
Squirmin' when this brute starts growlin'
Scratchin' from fleas and munchin' bones

He will smash your hut but we're palsy-walsy
I just summoned a creature, man!
First I was spooked now we're playin' Frisbee
I just summoned a creature, man!
Yes I did, I did
Ooh, Yes I did

Don't aim your gun though he's rude and greasy
He's the dog treat chompin' fun lovin' creature, man!
Your town's destroyed, He's a klutz and speedy
Play fetch with this butt-ugly creature, man!
Although he's shunned he acts like a puppy
This leg-humpin', ton-weighin' creature, man
Might be a dunce, His brain's like a guppy's
Ahh, ohhh, ahh...