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Song Parodies -> "I Never Want to be With You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want to be With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"I Never Want to be With You"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

I NEVER WANT TO BE WITH YOU

I hear that you’ve been saying that you fancy me,
Well, let me show you something now that you should see,
For I’m not the person you think I am,
You think that I’m a lady, but it’s all a sham,
And I can tell you true,
I never want to be with you.

It really matters what you think and what you do,
I’ve got to be quite honest and be frank with you,
I might seem attractive when dressed like this,
But when it comes to flirting I just take the piss,
So I can tell you true,
I never want to be with you.

You might come on at me,
Think that you’d like a grope.
I can tell you straight right now,
You haven’t got a hope,

So listen feller, take my tip and bugger off, just go away.
I think that you’ll be sorry if you try and stay.
For I’m not a person you want to date,
So go and look elsewhere to find someone to mate,
As I can tell you true,
I never want to be with you.

You might come on at me,
Think that you’d like a grope.
I can tell you straight right now,
You haven’t got a hope.

So listen feller, take my tip and bugger off, just go away,
I think that you’ll be sorry if you try and stay.
For I’m not a person you want to date,
So go and look elsewhere to find someone to mate,
As I can tell you true,
I never want to be with you.

It’s simple but it’s true,
I never want to be with you.

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