I cooked up my angels,
Mawful of angel,
Jaw pulled by angel.
Then a surprise:
Something's dental in dese pies
Oh yes, there are
Things dental in dese pies.

He fooled 'round with my kisser,
With me drugged, in a dream.
Pentathol he had plied to me. . .
Made fake ones from a beam.

I'm bucally maple
Mawful of maple
Jaw pulled by maple.
Then a surprise:
Something's dental in dese pies,
As from a spar.
Deciduous, bird eyes.

I thought that my dear old dentist
Was diligent and wise.
Wretched fellow--some wooden teeth
He gave to me post-pries

He looks like the angel
Of death, Herr Mengel'
Played by an Angle,
Larry, demised,
Who did dental work, then cries
Came from a star
Named Dustin, won a prize
Called the Oscar.

All dentists are not bad guys,
But this one are.
I'll dent him where he lies,
Fresses, fist's hard.
His dendrites show alarm
When they're thus marred.
This dentist emits cries
For dentin shards.