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Song Parodies -> "Blew Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Blew Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'll have a "blew" Christmas, with snout rheum.
My nose I blew; it was without room.

'pectorations have fled; they've a green cast, you see.
Now my lungs are clear, but not so nasally.

I'll have a blew Christmas; I'm hurtin'.
Although I blew, nose is still spurting.

As my loogies take light and then on you alight,
You give me a black and blue Christmas.
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Rick C - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
S'not bad! 555
2Eagle - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"tis the season to catch cold - and for Santana winds.
Rex - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent Christmas boogie :-)
alvin - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
sending you hankies for christmas
Jason - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny!
Kristof Robertson - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Proof that good things often come in very small packages. 555
John Barry - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, 2Eagle, Rex, Alvin, Jason, Kristof.
AFW - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
The winner, by a nose..
MrMacphisto - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You didn't blow this one by any stretch of the respiration... 5-5-5
Guy - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Local man blows Christmas - Snot a pretty picture folks. Flem at 5 on Eye-Nitwitness News. Mucus Gracias for making me laugh.

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