It's sow or heifer.
Which? That's my plight.
Pig's sweet, sty darling;
She's swine delight.
But Bossie can elevate
Limp-down-there member.
Which shall I date?

When I first saw ewe,
With her wool so tender,
I was enraptured. . .
Had a weekender.
Then swine and bovine
Came into my sight line--
No need to shear.
Which will be dear? Repast?

It's sow or heifer.
Which? That's my plight.
Pig's sweet, sty darling;
But kine delight
Can cause me to elevate.
I now endeavor to ruminate.

Lie on my pillow
With my mind in motion.
Which will be true love?
I get a notion:
I go and find me
In the barn, where kine be. . .
Two straws--and when
I draw, it's then I say:

It's sow with pepper:
Comfort foot. . .bite.
Pigs' feet, fried parts in
Sweet swine delight.
Kuh Bossie is sweet moo date.
I vow: forever she'll be my mate,
My cow forever.
The sow I ate.