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Song Parodies -> "Blew Ick!ness"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Blew Ick!ness"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He had such huge fibness; his snout grew.
It was so huge—in feet, ’twas about two.
Mendacious what he said, an obscene fibbin’ spree;
There was no shame near without his Jiminy.
It was a huge blow-place—appalling!
Each fib he’d spew: it’d start a-sprawling.
Yes, it grew with each slight twist of truth—what a sight!
And he had a blew, blew, blew, blew drip mess.
[bridge (of the nose)]
It was a rheumy blight with its dripping at night,
’cause it was a huge boogie-blew ick!ness.
It was so huge—in feet, ’twas about two.
Mendacious what he said, an obscene fibbin’ spree;
There was no shame near without his Jiminy.
It was a huge blow-place—appalling!
Each fib he’d spew: it’d start a-sprawling.
Yes, it grew with each slight twist of truth—what a sight!
And he had a blew, blew, blew, blew drip mess.
[bridge (of the nose)]
It was a rheumy blight with its dripping at night,
’cause it was a huge boogie-blew ick!ness.
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