Song Parodies -> "It's Vows For Hefner"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now Or Never"

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Original Performer:

"It's Vows For Hefner"

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The Lyrics

Hugh Hefner has set another wedding date with Crystal, his "Runaway Bride" of 2011...The ceremony is set for New Years Eve..this way, he can claim her as a tax deduction for the whole year. (no dummy, Old Hugh)

It's vows for Hefner
He'll wed again,
New shot at Crystal,
She ditched, back then
December and May affair
She's Miss December,
He May - get there

Hugh's old, and brittle,
Crystal's young and tender
He'll slip Viagra
In his health blender
They'll share a lifetime
About two weeks, the right time
For bucket kicks,
When eighty-six - you've passed..

It's vows for Hefner
New wedding night
But Crystal shatters,
Don't squeeze her tight
For marriage, it's not too late
It's vows for Hefner
New New Years date..

Locked in the bathroom,
Hugh, can cry an ocean
Too old to do love,
Though strong, the notion
Her lips excite him
And her arms invite him
But who knows if
Old Hugh can consumate..

It's vows for Hefner
Old eighty-six
He'll kiss his darling
If heart still ticks
The Playboy will take the plunge
It's vows for Hefner
Prepare a sponge

It's vows for Hefner
Prepare a sponge

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Susanna Viljanen - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Neat work and easy to sing. Fives!

Patrick - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

I've heard Hef extol the wonders of Viagra in an unsolicited testimonial. Looks like he's going to need to lay in a supply.

Barry J. Mitchel - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

If old Hugh can't consumate, at least he's been able to con some mates. 5s

John Barry - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

If anything was worth parodying, it's this pathetic charade. Keep it up, so to speak.

AFW - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Susanna, and Patrick...and thanks, Barry, Hey, great pun, there..and thanks, John

Rob Arndt - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

AFW, you beat me too it-555! Saw this garbage announced in my newspaper yesterday and forgot to parody him AGAIN!

Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

If this wedding day happens, the wedding night could be fatal. Oh well, if she dies, she dies! (Old joke... or so to speak!)

AFW - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rob...hey, plenty of room for several more parodies on this meaty subject..and thanks, Michael...yes, a classic..that applies here..

LilCupCake - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Charming , sir L'Air , simply charming on this St Nick's Day!

AFW - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Lil Cake..you're a sight for a sore monitor....whaddya been up to all these past mos.? This is St Nick's day, I didn't even start my shopping yet..

Callmelennie - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

And if the wedding night proves fatal for Hef, at least he'll know the sensation of coming and going at the same time (That's an even older joke) .... As for a newer joke -- I've never heard of a woman getting a man his mid eighties to climax, but if anyone can pull this off, it would be a former Playboy Bunny

TJC - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Great '*stuff*'!

Lifeliver - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment

Timely and funny. Now she can ... no no, I'm going to control myself, something about Hef's pipe, but neither I (nor she) will sink that low.

AFW - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, lennie, TJ, LL

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