Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Bits Pre-Tech"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Ed Theme"
Original Performer:
Evans, Livingston
Parody Song Title:
"Bits Pre-Tech"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The source: Mr. Morse; what a resource…
set communications on a new course.
with proto-bits both long and short
the way words were transmitted.
Before that, a horse would run a course…
carry messages that had been pen-endorsed,
expressing joy, perhaps remorse,
though they were dated.
Key went clackety-clack to “speak”
in a binary way.
And what was said did not take weeks
to reach folks…got news the same day.
But Morse ran its course; out it was forced;
the telegraph went the way of the horse.
Get news now from many a source.
Watch out for bullshit!
Might well be misled
by digital dreck.
set communications on a new course.
with proto-bits both long and short
the way words were transmitted.
Before that, a horse would run a course…
carry messages that had been pen-endorsed,
expressing joy, perhaps remorse,
though they were dated.
Key went clackety-clack to “speak”
in a binary way.
And what was said did not take weeks
to reach folks…got news the same day.
But Morse ran its course; out it was forced;
the telegraph went the way of the horse.
Get news now from many a source.
Watch out for bullshit!
Might well be misled
by digital dreck.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 15 | 15 | 15 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
If only to show I don't kowtow; And overlook everything that's askow; Whenever one who could go pro; Does a flaw I'd list fer Fred*............... "set communications on a new course" I'm not sure the word "a" is needed, and it interferes with the meter............ A perfect 5-for-5 of 555's for Mr. Barry today. Tremendous work! *Fred was meant to be a generic submitter. As far as I can tell, we have no active submitters named Fred. My apologies to anyone reading this actually named Fred.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/evanslivingston4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 121