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Song Parodies -> "Kathy Clown (corrected)"
Original Song Title:
"Cathy's Clown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Everly Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Kathy Clown (corrected)"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Kathy GRIFFIN (I misspelled her name in the other posting) is a self-admitted "D" celebrity. She make plenty of dollars by working product placement into her guest appearances on shows like Leno and Letterman. At least she admits it, but I think it's disgraceful. She claims it's just a matter of casually slipping it into conversation, and that many celebs do it.
Don't want those plugs anymore
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her pound
That Griffin girl, that Kathy clown
They pay her big bills
To be a corp'rate shill
And when she guests she's selling wares
As she talks non-stop on there
She's just a D-class star
Don't want those plugs anymore
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her hawk
That Griffin girl, that Kathy talk
When you see her on T. V.
And she's doing "comedy"
Don't you think she's rather fake
As she's always on the take
Or do you own a share?
Don't want those plugs anymore
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her pound
That Griffin girl, that Kathy clown
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her pound
That Griffin girl, that Kathy clown
They pay her big bills
To be a corp'rate shill
And when she guests she's selling wares
As she talks non-stop on there
She's just a D-class star
Don't want those plugs anymore
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her hawk
That Griffin girl, that Kathy talk
When you see her on T. V.
And she's doing "comedy"
Don't you think she's rather fake
As she's always on the take
Or do you own a share?
Don't want those plugs anymore
Don't want your guest spot ads demure
I cry each time I hear her pound
That Griffin girl, that Kathy clown
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Can't stand that woman!
Are you also Rick D, the author of today's Donation?
Bravo, Rick! And this dame thinks Jerry Seinfeld is the devil?
I take it back. Last night, I saw her Bravo special "Kathy Griffin Is Not Nicole Kidman," and she was a freakin' riot! Put it this way: If I was Clay Aiken, I would not remain a fan of hers. But then, if I was Clay Aiken, I'd be so busy becoming a cross between Wayne Newton and Michael Jackson (if ya know what I mean), I wouldn't have time to watch her specials.
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