-> "Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup"
Original Song Title:
"Build Me Up, Buttercup"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup"
The Lyrics
CHORUS:
And still the bills go up (bills go up),
Big F*ckup: Bay Bridge.
The tolls won't go down (won't go down).
It's making us frown.
And then worst of all (worst of all),
The work is stalled--
Bay Bridge; they debate the bills ('bate the bills). . .
Political shills.
They bleed you each time you cross it, snarling.
The situation is real rank.
So bills go up (bills go up);
Big F*ckup will break the bank.
Cost overruns don't end,
They rise again and again.
As we wait, they masturbate and spend.
The gov is a whore;
You pay to get through his door.
Legislators let us down again.
(Pay, pay pay) Bay Bridge, Bay Bridge in a bind.
(Pay, pay, pay) Jerkoffs in kind: brain-dead at Caltrans.
Get more loans--
The price again has grown,
No end date due.
(Screwed!)
CHORUS
Arnold's our boy; he and the Assembly toy with this chore--
A standoff of bozos.
Naught they say is true, and Caltrans are liars, too. Call them whores--
You'd understate it so.
(Pay, pay pay) Bay Bridge, Bay Bridge in a bind.
(Pay, pay, pay) Things are not fine, and no one's happy.
Budget's blown,
The public's getting boned,
No end date due.
(Screwed!)
CHORUS
They bleed you each time you cross it, Bay Bridge.
The situation is real rank.
So bills go up (bills go up);
Big F*ckup will break the bank.
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