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Song Parodies -> "Slake"
Original Song Title:
"Stay"
Original Performer:
Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"Slake"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Slake, now,
your thirst, or you’re a goner.
But eschew the booze; you should drink only water.
Your throat is feeling dry,
and I think you know why:
If you don’t quaff, you will be sere,
and you might die.
You’ve gotta slake
even if you don’t wanna.
So grab a glass
and with water fill—
drink your fill.
Your heated lips are dry—
there’s no need conserve water like Captain Bligh.
Slake
your thirst with the true eau de vie—that is, water.
Drink as much as you can take;
your thirst you have gotta slake.
You can drink straight from a lake.
But no booze, for heaven’s sake!
your thirst, or you’re a goner.
But eschew the booze; you should drink only water.
Your throat is feeling dry,
and I think you know why:
If you don’t quaff, you will be sere,
and you might die.
You’ve gotta slake
even if you don’t wanna.
So grab a glass
and with water fill—
drink your fill.
Your heated lips are dry—
there’s no need conserve water like Captain Bligh.
Slake
your thirst with the true eau de vie—that is, water.
Drink as much as you can take;
your thirst you have gotta slake.
You can drink straight from a lake.
But no booze, for heaven’s sake!
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