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Song Parodies -> "I Cant Spel Wrth Hel"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Help Myself"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Four Tops
Parody Song Title:
"I Cant Spel Wrth Hel"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
gimlt-eyd, sholdr-hnched
hear am i 2 txt u
i cant spel wrth hel
gess skul didnt wrk out 2 wel
arers thn R rife
thay cum but dont go
i hav got no pictres in mine
i can zip of a thsnd lines
when i tap my fngers
my wrd counts hi
as im thumbin 2 U
say hi 2 U baby
that iz wat im gona do
gimlt-eyd, sholdr-hnched
im twekin from my txtin spree
i cant spel wirth hel
durin skul no revilly
now ill txt U tht i luv U
tel U ill B tru
my thums fly
hoo haz gut time 2 erase?
U can tranzlate on Ur side
how dya spel Ur name, girl?
i no its lame that i canot start
teribul thez brane farts
Uv figgerd out tht i
aint gut no spelin pride.
Sugrpi hunybunch
U no tht ill geke 4 U
but cant spel wurth hel
i txt U, rarly hav a dry spel
Shugrpi hunybunch
i got sumthin 2 B askin U:
wil U help me spel?
i hope U wil trete me so wel
Shugrpi honybunch
if U do ill luv U
with Ur help ill spel. . . .
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Super-site funny bunch,
I’m weaker than a man should be.
My damn “Spell”s I’ll quell,
but not to eternity.
hear am i 2 txt u
i cant spel wrth hel
gess skul didnt wrk out 2 wel
arers thn R rife
thay cum but dont go
i hav got no pictres in mine
i can zip of a thsnd lines
when i tap my fngers
my wrd counts hi
as im thumbin 2 U
say hi 2 U baby
that iz wat im gona do
gimlt-eyd, sholdr-hnched
im twekin from my txtin spree
i cant spel wirth hel
durin skul no revilly
now ill txt U tht i luv U
tel U ill B tru
my thums fly
hoo haz gut time 2 erase?
U can tranzlate on Ur side
how dya spel Ur name, girl?
i no its lame that i canot start
teribul thez brane farts
Uv figgerd out tht i
aint gut no spelin pride.
Sugrpi hunybunch
U no tht ill geke 4 U
but cant spel wurth hel
i txt U, rarly hav a dry spel
Shugrpi hunybunch
i got sumthin 2 B askin U:
wil U help me spel?
i hope U wil trete me so wel
Shugrpi honybunch
if U do ill luv U
with Ur help ill spel. . . .
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Super-site funny bunch,
I’m weaker than a man should be.
My damn “Spell”s I’ll quell,
but not to eternity.
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This wuz gr8! I laughed at "U can tranzlate on Ur side". Reminds me of a tech version of M&P's "Dyslexian Typios". Good idea John :)
tx, p.
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