Song Parodies -> "Devil Went And Turned Me Into Tom Cruise"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

"Devil Went And Turned Me Into Tom Cruise"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Credit goes to my good friend, alvin rhodes for first using Tom Cruise in a great parody, to this song...but, I figured old Tom deserves another whack....Check out alvin's entry, here....... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/frankieford0.shtml

Got my name in the Obit news
Scrubbed out on Heaven, one of seven who lose
Done failed the test, smokin', drinkin' that booze
Devil went and turned me into....Tom Cruise..

Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa,wo, whoa-wo Baby
Devil went and turned me into....Tom Cruise

Feel like jumpin'...
Baby, I'm no bouncin' slouch
Mean trampolinin'..
Goin' crazy on this couch

My heart is really pumpin' ..
This cool brown hair eats combs
An urge for younger humpin'..
I crave some Katie Holmes
Know I'm great...
And my ego don't bruise
Devil went and turned me into....Tom Cruise

Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Devil went and turned me into....Tom Cruise

Watchin' all my movies...
This charisma kills
I love "The Last Samurai"....
Check those swordin' skills
And in "Top Gun"...
I am really bad news!
Devil went and turned me into.....Tom Cruise

Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo whoa-wo Baby
Devil went and turned me into.....Tom Cruise

Feel like jumpin' Baby,
Ain't no bouncin' slouch
Mean trampolinin'....
Goin' crazy on this couch

Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Whoa-wo, whoa-wo Baby
Devil went and turned me into....Tom Cruise

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Susanna Viljanen - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

The Old Nick's lyrics are in my soul it's no use whining and being a ghoul so five-five-five there's no less to choose - Devil re-incarnated you to ... Tom Cruise

John Barry - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh, give me a Holmes/I'm a Hubbard-ho' gnome/I got clear; my engrams are OK.

Ann Hammond - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm stiil singin But I'll stop and comment he's

Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Does Scientology even believe in the Devil? If so, then Katie's gotta be really nervous, because the only New Jersey Devil shorter than Tom is Brian Gionta! Save Katie! And, as I said before, Suri, save her from her Dad, that nerd!

alvin - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

funny AND scary...had me hoppin' too !

AFW - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Susanna: Thanks, good lines here...John: thanks, another good idea there....Ann: thanks,.....Michael: true observations, and thanks......alvin: thanks for voting and hopping

2Eagle - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I haven't seen Cruise in the news lately. I wonder what he will do to emulate Brangelina's latest flick - Macbeth?

Jon Lovit - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I loved this old song. Great thrashing of Mr Cruise, who assuredly needs more of the same. 555

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