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Song Parodies -> "Port-A-Potty"
Original Song Title:
"Love And Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Port-A-Potty"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Port-a-Potty, Port-a-Potty
Mine is white, sometimes I call it Scotty
Sets here by my bedside,
Once a day it is my best ride
Port-a-Potty, Port-a-Potty
If an aim is bad, the floor gets spotty
Nurse becomes quite upset,
And that night, Ice cream, I don't get
Some...times, my visitors must jump it
Out, it's protrudin'
So...glad...that I don't have to dump it
Eww..what pollution..
Port-a-Potty, Port-a-Potty
Off to it, each day, I trotty
Now, it's what I live for
Relieves my tension and a lot more..
Relieves my tension and a lot more..
Mine is white, sometimes I call it Scotty
Sets here by my bedside,
Once a day it is my best ride
Port-a-Potty, Port-a-Potty
If an aim is bad, the floor gets spotty
Nurse becomes quite upset,
And that night, Ice cream, I don't get
Some...times, my visitors must jump it
Out, it's protrudin'
So...glad...that I don't have to dump it
Eww..what pollution..
Port-a-Potty, Port-a-Potty
Off to it, each day, I trotty
Now, it's what I live for
Relieves my tension and a lot more..
Relieves my tension and a lot more..
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i don't know what i find more disturbing...the fact you have a port-a-potty by your bed....or the fact that you've named it.....lol
Ironic. Heather Mills told the whole world that Paul didn't want her to keep a chamber pot in the bedroom.
Hey-e - ovah in da ol' country dey usta jus do dare biznez inna coughy can den jus dump id out on sum jamoke wat wuzzent payin' iz tributes.2-LOUD Outta 'eah.
O'Boy was this a "crappy" one. PEE-YEW funk. The dow is down and Scott's wipin' butts on this one. Here's a tip - $ Two-farty 'n' change. Oh, you have change for a 5?
Clever ^5th! You're on a run here!
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