-> "JetBlue With Me"
Original Song Title:
"Come Fly With Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"JetBlue With Me"
The Lyrics
JetBlue with me, why fly, why fly away?
If you can use
A six hour snooze
Just reserve your seat today..
JetBlue with me, why fly, why fly away?
JetBlue with me, the price is nice and low
No fears to fly,
Just eighteen feet high
From the tarmac down below..
JetBlue with me, when you've nowhere to go
They won't get us up there,
So the air's not hard to puff,
No sky rough,
Smooth enough..
They won't get us up there,
Needn't bring the luggage, dear,
No stuffed ear,
Aisle's are clear..
Stuck here, together..
Weather-wise, wait for a stormy day
"Tickets, Please" the words,
Let the other nerds
Cruise a sky that's crowded, hey..
It's perfect,,,,and there's no high...hotel bills to pay
JetBlue with me,..the airport's where we'll stay
(Instrumental non-flying)
They won't get us up there,
So the air's not tough to puff,
No sky rough,
Smooth enough..
They won't take us up there,
Needn't bring your luggage, dear,
No stuffed ear,
Aisle's are clear..
Stuck here, together..
Weather-wise, just pick a stormy day
"Ticket's please" the words,
Let the other nerds
Cruise a sky...that's crowded, hey..
It's cheaper..'cause there's no big...hotel bills to pay
JetBlue with me...at the airport's where we'll stay
Don't pack, JetBlue's the way!
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