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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Goo Under My Shorts"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got You Under My Skin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got Goo Under My Shorts"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
The Christmas "Fruit-of-the-Boom" wannabomber, one passenger said, was humming this tune.
I've got goo under my shorts;
I've got goo sneaked through Security.
So leaps now my heart while I'm feeling that part of me!
I'd thought through blunders, of course.
I tried so not to be felt --
I dreaded those friskers who stare; I never did show and tell.
But why should I fly to Detroit then? Baby, I stowed so well
That live hot goo under my belt.
I'd sacrifice life and limb with delight
For the sake of killing Jews near,
Inspired by a charming voice that comes on this flight;
It repeats and repeats in my ear:
"Once you blow gaping hole, to heaven sans thirst.
Muse on those virgin chicks; shake up that reactive mix!"
But each time I do, cuss! That rotten goo
Makes wee pop, and fires outburst,
'Cause my plot proved under-rehearsed.
I've got goo sneaked through Security.
So leaps now my heart while I'm feeling that part of me!
I'd thought through blunders, of course.
I tried so not to be felt --
I dreaded those friskers who stare; I never did show and tell.
But why should I fly to Detroit then? Baby, I stowed so well
That live hot goo under my belt.
I'd sacrifice life and limb with delight
For the sake of killing Jews near,
Inspired by a charming voice that comes on this flight;
It repeats and repeats in my ear:
"Once you blow gaping hole, to heaven sans thirst.
Muse on those virgin chicks; shake up that reactive mix!"
But each time I do, cuss! That rotten goo
Makes wee pop, and fires outburst,
'Cause my plot proved under-rehearsed.
If he had succeeded, I would not have been able to joke about it. They might have had to infer his name from the seating chart and location of the blast hole. So LOL and LMAO are prohibited.
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Obama and Brennan both accepted their share of responsibility for the foul-up...but not Napolitano. Good write again! ;)
Really well done... love the last line's thematic tie-in: 'under--rehearsed!
@ OMR & TJC: Thanks; I matched the OS's ABBA rhyme scheme if not the original "skin". I'd change the first "repeats" to "entreats"; also "gaping" to "midship" to sound like the OS's "little". He sat in 19A by a wing.
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