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Song Parodies -> "Tie Up Your Old Moo"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Me To The Moon"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Tie Up Your Old Moo"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Tie up your old Moo
And mount the stool on her right side,
When you live upon a farm
Such chores must be applied..
In udder words,
Squeeze her teats,
In udder words,
Milk that cow, bro..
Every morn and nite
This is a job that must be done
Grab those fuzzy faucets firm,
And empty out each one..
In udder words,
Dairy down,
In udder words,
Empty..Elsie..
If you're modernized,
And into high tech dairylands
Just apply the suction cups
Sit back and rest your hands..
In udder words,
Git 'er done,
In udder words,
Suck that milk out..
In udder words,
Thank you, cows..
Please give low fat..
And mount the stool on her right side,
When you live upon a farm
Such chores must be applied..
In udder words,
Squeeze her teats,
In udder words,
Milk that cow, bro..
Every morn and nite
This is a job that must be done
Grab those fuzzy faucets firm,
And empty out each one..
In udder words,
Dairy down,
In udder words,
Empty..Elsie..
If you're modernized,
And into high tech dairylands
Just apply the suction cups
Sit back and rest your hands..
In udder words,
Git 'er done,
In udder words,
Suck that milk out..
In udder words,
Thank you, cows..
Please give low fat..
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AFW - You milked this one for all it was worth! ;D
Moooooo
That was bovine.
Cows, not cute but cud-ly. Loved "in udder words!"
JB: I recall that "In Other Words" was an alternative title to TOS.
AFW: This lactivity happens "in the wee small hours", before I awake at 5:55.
AFW: This lactivity happens "in the wee small hours", before I awake at 5:55.
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