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Song Parodies -> "The Somers Grin"
Original Song Title:
"The Summer Wind"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"The Somers Grin"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
The Somers grin, comes flashing in
Still attracting males
On NBC - productively,
And rings up sales..
She used to be - "Three's Company"
But now digits expand
More cash in hand,
From Somers grin
Her books, she hypes
Health food - all types
Masters of Thigh..
No dumb blonde, she
Hawks on TeeVee
And people buy..
It all began - for dear Suzanne,
So many years ago,
But age don't show
In that Somers grin
While on "The Talk"
She made 'em gawk,
It shocked, her say...
Hot news she'd tell,
With Hubby, Al,
Humps twice a day..
Her body rocks,
Still stops the clocks
Long may she sell and spin
And we'll tune in
For Somers grin
Yes, we'll tune in
For Somers grin
Still attracting males
On NBC - productively,
And rings up sales..
She used to be - "Three's Company"
But now digits expand
More cash in hand,
From Somers grin
Her books, she hypes
Health food - all types
Masters of Thigh..
No dumb blonde, she
Hawks on TeeVee
And people buy..
It all began - for dear Suzanne,
So many years ago,
But age don't show
In that Somers grin
While on "The Talk"
She made 'em gawk,
It shocked, her say...
Hot news she'd tell,
With Hubby, Al,
Humps twice a day..
Her body rocks,
Still stops the clocks
Long may she sell and spin
And we'll tune in
For Somers grin
Yes, we'll tune in
For Somers grin
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Somers is forever a cheap-looking, bovine skank.
Cheap and shoddy parodic biography- not funny, especially if one does not like her. 1s
6 21 3 11 25 15 21
Deemed to be another classic....Very entertaining and delivered in the Sinatra style perfectly - 5's
Thanks, Dave, good to see I still have, at least, one friend here
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