She kinda' looked like Abe Vigoda
Had a nose like Jimmy "D"
But that busty broad from Burma
Was a body, Yessiree!

I was cruisin' past some palm trees
On my happy Honda way
When I almost dropped my slurpee
On The Road Amanda Lay
On The Road Amanda Lay

On The Road Amanda Lay-ay
Asked, "Could we?" She said, "Okay."
Thunder struck with awe and wonder,
As her love she tossed my way..

On The Road Amanda Lay-ay
Yes, it was my lucky day
So, I fooled around and funned her
She was Gothic, in her way

It was someplace east of L.A.
Where our passion was dispersed
Disobeyed all ten comandments,
But, I think that chick was cursed
Cause across the road a' runnin'
Came a big dude packin' heat
He was yellin' and a shootin'
Bullets flyin' at my feet..

On The Road Amanda Lay-ay
Guess her luck ran out that day
Quickly hopped back in my Honda
And like Nascar zoomed away..

On The Road Amanda Lay-ay
It's too bad, but what's to say?
Just glad I'm not six feet under
Where soon will Amanda lay..

On The Road Amanda Lay..