When I drank only one
It was a very good beer
It was a very good beer, the malts would waltz
The hops, would just hop
I'd suck up each drop
It was quenchy fun
When I had only one..

When I drank five or six
It was a very good beer
And such a very good beer, my ears turned red,
And my toes would sweat
Became Butler, Rhett
Got some real good kicks,
When I had five or six..

When I drank nine or ten
It wuzsh a very good beer
It wuzsh a fan-tashic beer..sho' mello and schmoooth
Could harly tell at all
That it wuz alcohol
I losht the room marked, "Men"
When I had nine or ten

Sho, now I pee my shortsh
Can't stop the hiccupsh..I need fear
I know, I'll think of the wife..and I'll be fine
Jusht can't schtand on my legsh
Barkeep, call my schweet Pegsh..
thish time tell her I'm here
It wuzsh a very good.....bee-(hic)-eer

It wuzsh a messhh a' good beershh...