The Slumber Wind, came blowin' in
From across the bed
It lingers there, in my nose hair
A smell I dread
Cheese cut, no knife, from my dear wife
And more than I can stand
Two sheet parts fan..her Slumber Wind

We snacked a spell, on Taco Bell
Then beddie bye
She fell asleep, I'm countin' sheep
They're jumpin' high..
Then softer than a piper man
A swhoosh, that's how I knew
It was passin' through,
The Slumber Wind

Those nachos and, that hot cayenne
They've come and gone
But, still the smell of Taco Bell
Goes on and on...
And guess who's left to hold his breath
Thru fumes that never end..
It ain't no friend,
That Slumber wind

The nachos and, the hot cayenne
Have come and gone
Yet, Spanish haze, like mayonaise
Spreads on and on...
And guess who cries with burnin' eyes
From fumes her booty sends
Sure ain't no friend..
That Slumber Wind....
The Slumber Wind..
Ohhh, The Slumber Wi-i-nnd..