-> "Horse And Carriage"
Original Song Title:
"Love And Marriage"
Parody Song Title:
"Horse And Carriage"
The Lyrics
Horse And Carriage
Horse And Carriage
The Amish never fear
High priced gas scare-age..
Maybe they're the smart ones,
The "Put The Horse Before The Cart" ones
Horse and buggy
Horse and buggy
Can't get stressed out with
An engine chuggy..
Buy no blades for shavin'
Just think of all the cash they're savin'
Try, try, try
To justify our
Pro..gress and high tech
Try, try, try
You can't deny
Their "Good...Old Days Gone By" tech
Horse and wagon
Horse and wagon
So meager is the cost
Of their ass draggin'
No...doubt, they're the smart ones
Those "Put The Horse..
They're right, of course,
Those "Put The Horse Before The..Cart" ones..
Try, try, try
To justify our
Pro...gress and high tech
Try, try, try,
You'll not deny
Their "Good...Old Days Gone By" tech..
Horse and wagon,
Horse and wagon,
Some hay's the only cost
Of their ass draggin'
They're...the really smart ones
Those "Put The Horse..
They're right, of course,
Those "Put The Horse Before The..Cart" ones
Yes Sir !
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