VERSE:

My story may be a tad bit too bold
But, feminine solitaire
Leaves me totally cold
There are no exceptions
In stating my case..
When I go for what tingles me
I don't search for a single "C"
Here's my preference sexually,
A double embrace..

CHORUS:

Don't get much kick from one's charms
Not that much fun
To just tangle with one
But, double the pleasure comes thru
Yes, I Get A Kick Out Of Two

I've got two lips and two arms
You do the math,
Want two babes in my bath
Or shower, or hot tub, it's true
'Cause I Get A Kick Out Of Two

I get a kick every time I see two
Lying there beside me
I get that kick as I touch and tease
These lovely shes,
Who aren't denied me

Make it two milkmaids from farms
I won't deny any gal with my fly
Tho' her IQ's as low as my shoe
No matter what pick
I'll still Get A Kick Out Of Two..

Yes, I Get A Kick Out Of Two...