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Song Parodies -> "eBay"
Original Song Title:
"My Way"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"eBay"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
After scribbling this out, I decided to check, "Search"..Sure enough, Phil Alexander had already done one to this title, as well as, Ned Riley to another song called, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit......Both are excellent, but I'll submit this, anyway...cause I did this "My Way"
And now, the time is near
The auction ends with final bidding
Extreme high bids appear
Two hundred bucks, they must be kidding!
Sometimes I think that shills
Will pad the price, so there's no leeway
Emails show me I've lost,
Can't win on eBay..
I scan the Internet
Intense to find a perfect treasure
Outbid every starting bet
So sure I'll get the winning pleasure
My picks, electronics
Like digital...high tech projections
No bids haphazardly
Read carefully, before selections
It's shop until I drop
Submit amounts an "ABC" way
But still, the bitter pill
Can't win on eBay..
Yes, there are days my chance looks good
When I plan things, just the way I should
Yet, at the end, as time runs out
No winning yells am I to shout
I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..
I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..
The auction ends with final bidding
Extreme high bids appear
Two hundred bucks, they must be kidding!
Sometimes I think that shills
Will pad the price, so there's no leeway
Emails show me I've lost,
Can't win on eBay..
I scan the Internet
Intense to find a perfect treasure
Outbid every starting bet
So sure I'll get the winning pleasure
My picks, electronics
Like digital...high tech projections
No bids haphazardly
Read carefully, before selections
It's shop until I drop
Submit amounts an "ABC" way
But still, the bitter pill
Can't win on eBay..
Yes, there are days my chance looks good
When I plan things, just the way I should
Yet, at the end, as time runs out
No winning yells am I to shout
I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..
I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..
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I bid 555.
Funny song about a semi-criminal enterprise.
ya sold me
Sold 'n bold! 555
Thanks for votin' and commentin'...Guys
I love it, Weird Al quality, 5-5-5
Excellent job, AFW. I like the creative ways you rhymed eBay.
You did it your way, and your way is always good...
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